Jes, your post cracked me up! You sure you don't glow in the dark? And having talked to a few folks in NYC from time to time, your excuse there is likely warranted! One or two days of calling into there and I'm like, "What is it with these people? I'm going to go work SC or something."
One slight correction to your post... I'm in WA with Jean and Christina. And, if I remember right, none of the Ivermec products are authorized for poultry so since it's off-label use, it's usually pretty hard to get anyone to tell you anything about using it on poultry. I've tried calling and never got anywhere. I used to the Ivermec Eprinex and since it said there was no withdrawal period for milk or meat, I figured it was safe for eating eggs and chickens too, especially since it was likely a lot smaller dose.
Thus far I'm not glowing in the dark either.
God Bless,
Royce